Friday, April 11, 2014

My compliments to the chef


Last week’s episode of Hannibal – entitled “Futamono” – has taken the place of “Sorbet” from Season 1 as my favorite episode of the series.  It was a perfect mix of elegant horror, beautiful gore, compelling and plausible character development, genuinely intriguing revelations and absurdist humor.  The last dinner scene in particular may be my favorite scene of the series thus far and showcased this blend of humor, horror and classicist sensibilities which fills me with joy.  I am still stunned by how cinematic this show is, top to bottom from the production design to the score to the photography it is a gorgeous thing to behold.  It is impossible to know how the quality of this program will change as time goes (if it lasts more than this season) and also impossible to know how my critical eye will view it years from now after all is said and done.  However at this moment I can say with certainty that Hannibal is one of the most artistic, beautiful and fully realized shows I have ever seen in my life.  I doff my hat to Bryan Fuller for his design and all actors involved – particularly the trio of Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen (swoon) and Lawrence Fishburne for their impeccable work.   

In the bedroom they lie next to each other.  Clay is naked with the sheets only partially covering him.  The only light coming into the room is what has leaked in from the part in the curtains.  He can see enough of himself to remember former feelings of shame when in this state.  He still does not prefer the lights to be on for this.  Janine still has her shirt on for some reason and she is lying on her stomach.  Her head is against the coverless pillow and her bleached hair has spilled across her face, somehow leaving one eye perfectly uncovered.  The sounds of the room include their breathing and faint music coming from laptop speakers. 



The scattered, almost incoherent pastiche feel of The Beatles’ White Album and gives my brain a comfortable tickle.  Sometimes when my day devolved into a pure pile of smelly shit I like to listen to “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”, screaming the lyrics until it feels like my throat is going to tear apart and pounding my chest like King Kong.  This always makes me feel better.  What is especially is that the follow-up song is “Wild Honey Pie” which makes me want to slit my wrists in a vertical fashion and then and then try to eat a tall stack of pancakes with its awesomeness.  Pancakes are my life.  Though I do truly love The White Album I think I prefer that feel just a little more from Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart.  I strongly encourage fans of either album (but not necessarily artist) to check out the other.   

It’s become detrimental to other people in the neighborhood. Losing penance because these particular remnants cannot sing a song.  Back alley glove compartment is looking for false allegations.  A beach dwelling super gang with futuristic weapons from another world is working with the glove compartment. When I get all cohorts back, we will be germinating these cognacs. 

Everything stems from successful communication and it is my honor and privilege to be a part of this ever expanding field. I hope that one day I can use my experiences and opportunities to further advance this and contribute to a stronger, more aware society.



My sophomore year of college, I decided to take a class about Hispanic culture. It was in an effort to learn more about myself and my history, but the experience turned into something much more.  It tore a hole in our universe.  I feel so scared when the voices from there start to speak to me.  I start to cry and I hide under a table and I close my eyes and I pray she will come to protect me.  Why can’t everybody just leave me alone?! I want to
start the play off with talk about steak, then segue to talk about women, racism, and politics; this play is about an application transaction and the many foibles of love’s unedifying spirit.  It is also about the time I rode my 59 speed dirt bike to the top of the mountain, looked down and realized everything I thought existed was actually an elaborate hoax perpetrated by cabals of government agents who wore slick black suits and whose speech patterns were slash are replete with outdated slang.  They are everything.  



Once I thought my dreams were dead so I baked them in a loaf of bread.  I owe that mistake to none other than gubernatorial candidate and fresh faced filmmaker Steven Spielberg.  Sometimes I laugh so hard my brain actually liquefies and stains my hand woven argyle socks which were made by strange little in faraway places.  Of course he would ask me what it is all for when we can alter biology and I would only repeat the same line over and over again until we were both beating each other with newly purchased spaghetti strainers.  I’ve become so buff these past thousand weeks or so, I can’t believe how jacked I am, my muscles are so large they take up the spacial equivalent of the majestic Yorkshire blue whale (boilerplate boilerplate).

There used to be so many words and they flowed so freely.  I have taken a trip to a dark and promising past and I have wept uncontrollably for a darker and meaningless present.  Where has he gone?  I don’t think I will ever see him again.    It is no secret that people who are at younger age, younger meaning when they are coming into their own physically during their formative years, are better suited to produce children.  After all there is a reason those years between a person being a teenager and going into their twenties are referred to as their “physical prime”.  My sweet Pearl, where did you go?  Are you happy now?  Do you remember what I made for you during those long, hot nights where I thought of nothing more than you and I?  How brief the encounter.  I have never been able to keep anything for very long.  I can feel myself starting to slip away little by little.  My mind is no longer my own.  My life never was. I ran out of excuses a long time ago. 

My caloric intake seems to be in the safe range with respect to DRIs but I do have a problem with binging on the weekends and then the numbers increase to unsafe levels. Obviously, I have more free time on weekends so I need to concentrate on other things rather than excessive eating. Additionally my nutrient intake is about half good, half bad. I am often low on fiber and most of the vitamins. I know this is because my diet is severely lacking in fruits and vegetables so those are things I need to make a strong effort to incorporate more into my eating habits.  Sometimes I even put on a chicken and run around my living room screaming out profanity laced rants against psychotic left wing extremists who want to turn the country into a pink land of unshaved faces and hip t-shirt slogans.  Every single night I realize how alone I truly am.  I scream every day and every night and no one hears and my face is starting to fall off and I feel anxious and frightened all the time and I don’t think I know what anything means anymore.   




Only Leonard’s Concrete can make support this sexy.

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