Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Here's your complimentary chicken

Caveat emptor, a bit of a throwaway here (aren't they all?).  
Tuesday could only be described as a big streaming pile of excrement.  I walked through the dismal halls of my day not entirely feeling like myself.  Apathy and forced compromise threatened to overtake me at any moment.  I desired an escape from everything and experienced moments of sheer panic where I was reminded once more of the vast pointlessness in nearly all aspects of life.  I’m still unable to play the game.  If I can only keep focus on the magenta and black, mixing and swirling before my eyes, maybe that will be enough to get me through at least one more week. 

Near the end of the day I shuffled my way to one of my favorite conglomerates where I purchased the new Bruce Springsteen album, High Hopes.  Dare I say it?  I myself had pretty high hopes for this release.  I am still a relatively new fan of the boss and as such have not fully absorbed the entirety of the man’s discography.  However the releases of his which do occupy my impressively eclectic music collection receive regular and affectionate rotation.  High Hopes is another reliable slab of sweaty, blue-collar rock and was just the tonic I needed to cure me of the day’s disease.  I won’t go into a full-fledged review of the album here but perhaps someday in the future…some place where a warm hand waits for mine.  The title track, Harry’s Place, Like Fire Would, and Frankie Fell in Love are immediate standouts.  The latter two in particular sooth my tortured soul.
I remember seeing the Mars Volta live years ago and being mostly bored out my skull (which provides ample support for my fat ugly face).  This revelation will no doubt cause all kinds of insane and hip musical fans to come out of the woodwork and savagely beat me to death with pipe wrenches and tire irons but I am okay with that.  I could and can handle uninteresting music.  However, what really grinded my gears about their performance was how sense shatteringly loud it was.  Loud enough to cause one’s ears to bleed and one’s brain to liquefy and ooze out their nostrils.  I am not sure when artists decided the best way to ensure sound quality and a great concert experience was to turn the volume on everything up as much as possible but this was a grave turn in the live music world. 
I was at the table with a few other contemporaries and people were talking and some were asking me questions and I had responses for everything but I was blinking back hot tears and fighting the urge to drive a BIC (nothing writes like a BIC) pen into my upper thigh and twist so the wound won’t close and then watch as the life drains out of me in staining red spurts.  How could all this meaningless information be so important to so many people?  I realized recently if I were a smoker I would smoke Kools or Camels because I have always been an animal lover.  Sometimes I think about taking up smoking just so I can have more things to carry around in my pockets.  I love utilizing my pockets.  Back in the nostalgic days of yore I had a beloved friend who nicknamed me “Pockets” and we frolicked endlessly around town, running from stray dogs, jumping fences, listening to classic albums, discussing cinema and art and dreaming about the future.  This friend would eventually become a bitter enemy and our hatred for one another would nearly consume us like raging forest fire.  But the memories before that happened are still pleasing to recall. 
I went home and cried and watched The American Friend 17 times in a row and then Repulsion 19 times in a row.  I also put on the album Una Pequena Parte Del Mundo by Amaral and listened to the song Cabecita Loca 114 times in a row while curled up in the fetal position and grinding my teeth through a banality induced migraine.  I often cry at the sheer waste of life I see in every corner of every room of every place I enter.  Yet there are strange and wonderful colors in her eyes which I have still been unable to identify and this is what is keeping me alive for the time. 
I am down in a deep, dark place and I have no idea how to climb out.  Often, I only feel good in the middle of the night when I am lying on the floor or bed or sofa and I start to detach from everything.  In wonderful darkness I can forget about my innumerable failures as a human being.  I am never happier than when asleep. 
“The government gives people drugs then makes big money then has to fix their own earth created people”.  Someone told this to me very recently.  I had no facts on my side with which to argue these points so I accepted it as the truth.  I have been seeing strange and horrifying things out of the corner of my eye these past few weeks.  I wonder if they are from another dimension.  I wonder where they are going to take me.  Please God I am so scared please don’t let them take me please fuck I’ll do anything I’ll fucking do anything just please don’t let them take me away oh God please I don’t want to go with them please (please)

Lucinda Williams self-titled (eponymous for all you highbrow folk) 1988 album was re-released on Tuesday and included remastered sound, incisive liner notes and an extra live disc.  Knowing nothing about this artist I decided to purchase it along with Springsteen’s new disc.  I am very happy I took this bold chance.  The album is yielding intense and unexpected pleasures.  Her voice is rich and her lyrics often excellent.  “Changed The Locks” is a fantastic song and momentarily makes me forget what an ugly, disgusting failure of a man I am.  I look forward to further exploring this artist and album.  I loathe myself so much.  Art is my only waking escape, the only thing that’s worth a damn.  And Nigella Lawson.

The other day I took my invisible dog (you can see a picture of him below) for a four mile walk and on the way back I thought about making a lightly seasoned slow roasted pork for a mid-afternoon snack.  However, my plans were swiftly curtailed due to the recipe calling for the juice of nine freshly squeezed lemons which I did not possess.  I sat in darkness for quite some time afterward, pondering the strange occurrences which led to my own bizarre and tortured existence. 




I like the idea of hanging myself with my own neck tie but I always vowed I would jump from a really high place when the moment of truth came. 

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