Thursday, May 8, 2014

The poodles never bothered me

The real problem is that almost no one truly knows what they want or what is good for them.  More government interference and control is necessary.  I would like to record a concept album extolling the virtues of increased government control.  There are too many distortions present in mass media today and I am constantly afraid of people I see on the streets, people who live near me. 
So many terrible truths revealed. 
I am forgetting the face of my father.  I am knowingly living in sin.  There are no deals which can be made and I will not allow myself to believe otherwise.  I have disappointed you and I repeatedly disobey and tarnish everything you have created.  I sometimes like to consider the first time you smiled upon me. 

Also, Ang Lee’s Hulk from 2003 with Eric Bana is light years better than Louie Leterrier’s The Incredible Hulk with Ed Norton from 2008.  I honestly challenge anyone and everyone in the entire world to watch both of these within a week and try and say with a straight face that The Incredible Hulk is a superior film.  In these days where superhero blockbusters run serious dangers of becoming nothing more than anonymous corporate chuff the original Hulk movie feels even more unique and more like a genuine artistic statement while the newer – and already more forgotten – film feels as weightless and sluggish as the worst of these movies.  The original was very much ahead of its time.  I will take all comers and welcome much discussion.  If need be I’ll devote 10,000 words to why I feel Lee’s film is greater. 

I see changes all around me, everything moving so much faster than before.  There is a wildfire coming for us.  Life has become like glass.  I cut myself and the skin does not heal as it did before and I do not know why.  They came into my room again last night and I screamed but I could not move and they took me with them. 

The dynamism and influence of Jack "King" Kirby’s work can never be overstated.  Kirby’s art is the exact opposite of my life: it is vital, beautiful and necessary. 

Can you feel my power?  I screamed this over and over again.  They all looked so terrified.  Sometimes I have moments where I forget who I am and sometimes I have moments where I become someone else.  There is such mutilation.  Why do I see these things?  There was a tiger looking at me last night as while I lay in bed.  I think it was a tiger.  I cry and my hands shake.  Someone is putting these things inside of me they are inside of me and they make my head hurt and my stomach hurt and they make awful things happen and I am so scared I do horrible disgusting things because of them and my body stains everything please let me go please don’t make me do this again please don’t come inside of me anymore I don’t know what to do no one believes me but they want to take me away to where they are from they have changed my body and my sex and I am something else and my face is burning. 

I must confess I have only ever read one comic strip of Mother Goose and Grimm but I find the art style to absolutely delightful and it makes me want to read all the thousands of strips which have been produced since its inception. Perhaps one day I will have the courage to do so.  The strip above is genius.  
I have seen you before.  It begins in the span of a few seconds.  I wonder how long it took for her to create the universe.   We travel across the dimensions and our trajectory marks out a line which divides them all.  You made a garment from the clouds and how it longed to finally cling to your body.  Are my desires so improper?  Is it ever supposed to be just one?  Where were you at the moment of my birth?  When I entered this world were you looking down upon me?  Were you smiling and did you hold me in your arms?  Was it your kiss which created everything beautiful inside of me?  Temptation is a wonder.  Our bodies are entwined and we dance to sweet music of angels.  There is harmony and bliss and I realize I have never known such splendor.  The morning stars heard her voice and all began to sing.  The children danced as my heart wept with joy.  Everything beginning again.   

Last night I purchased the James Bond movie Thunderball on blu-ray at a local conglomerate.  It has been years since I first viewed this feature film and I cannot remember anything other than the fantastic titular song by Tom Jones so I am not sure if I will even enjoy this film.  Still, something buried deep within compelled me to make the purchase, something big and mean and scary.  Speaking of which, many of the classic Godzilla movies – all iterations from the black-and-white original classic to the recent Millennium series – were released on blu-ray this Tuesday and I scooped up 5 of those films.  Godzilla movies make me so happy.  I am still cautiously optimistic about the new flick which opens next week.  I know I will be there opening day with my eyebrows shaved and sporting my Godzilla thong underwear.  I hope it does not disappoint.  So much of my life has been marked by disappointment.  That is why I so frequently imagine tying barbells to my legs and jumping into the river.  I enjoy the thought of looking up as I sink ever deeper in the murky depths and seeing the sun gradually eclipsed by an inescapable darkness.  I knew an old sailor once.  He told me he went overboard, tangled in the sails.  They pulled him out but it took him 5 minutes to cough.  He said it was like going home. 




When the mystery is over everyone dies. 

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