Saturday, July 21, 2018

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Impressions all around as I…I don’t even know.  I was reading a book earlier.  Then I considered eating it but ultimately decided against that course of action.  I’ll head into town soon and run some errands.  But in the meantime…I am excited for a Hush animated movie and the other animated move that was announced.  And – as I alluded to yesterday – I am pleased that the trunks are making a long delayed return.  And I’m sure there’s other stuff that I’m excited about.  Not my existence though.  I am a foul and I spent much time looking for just the right color of the hallowed huntress before deciding upon yellow (there was a light blue option).  It got the job done but the joylessness was all my own.  I need to melt a stick of butter onto something.  I watched perfect blue last night and liked it.  What do I have to show for myself.  So I’m gonna react to these three trailers which debuted at Comic Con earlier today.  There was also a panel for Wonder Woman 1984 but alas the footage they showed – Wonder Woman saving a child in a mall – will not be released to the general public.  Sad face.  I understand though.  That movie is over a year away but I still crave it the way a man craves a pastrami on rye sandwich.  The commentary made by the director was lovely.  I am full of hope.  I am also full of mope but that has nothing to do with Wonder Woman 1984.  I need to clean my room.  And my bloody glove.  I am saddened there was no Joker related announcement at the con.  Oh well.  Wonder if those bobby d rumors are true.  Wonder if I will ever be a worthwhile human being.  Seemed to take some cues from lost highway while also arriving ahead of inland empire.  Or something.  bros brought it.  I’m out of cheap whiskey so I’ll have to remedy that at the store. I had a used pair of fishnet stockings wrapped around my head earlier today.  That really has nothing to do with anything though.  I’m going to eat vegetables now. 




I remember watching that big Hollywood Godzilla movie from a years back and feeling utter crushing disappointment at a such a mundane and dull product.  I love the Godzilla mythology and that film did not bring the umph.  It didn’t have the mustard!  It couldn’t cut the chops!  I really like this trailer and really like the music and the imagery is lush and seeing Mothra and Rodan and King Ghidorah (!!!) made me so darn excited but I have to keep my feelings in check lest I suffer another grueling disappointment the likes of which my mother suffered after realizing I would never amount to anything.  Nice to see Ken back.  He is always a welcome presence, as is Vera.  I just gotta keep writing water like I said yesterday.  At every critical juncture I just need to put fingers to board and peck it out.  Gotta use my beak and peck.  I can’t know anyone’s mind anymore.  This is the way it has to be.  Please help me.  I’m so sorry to everyone.  So excitement here but tempered very tempered expectations.  Glad it’s a different director than last time.



Shazam is always a fun and playful character (except in Kingdom Come – great story and ironically my first exposure to Billy Batson) and judging from this teaser they seem to have nailed exactly the right tone for him and his world.  I need to pull out my old Golden Age Shazam (or Captain Marvel if you want to get really confusing to non comics folks about things) archives and reinvest in this groovy mythology.  Ultimately, I’m not sure if this movie is for me or not though I am pleased to see a Mark Strong villain and I like the look of the wizard and the suit.  I say it’s not for me because I’m old and crusty and stupid.  I’m sure I’ll be there opening night though.  Hopefully it will make me feel happy because nothing really does anymore.  I am just an ugly empty thing.  Good ol’ lamar.  Hope everyone is cleaning their garages out today.  I need to clean my filthy bedroom.  Full of old papers with strange messages that I think I wrote but I’m not sure.  Worms though.  I just need some tiny cute little worms.  Just one really.  Show me the worm and maybe Mary and I will scream in sweet agony.  and I also need gallons and gallons of steak sauce.  They have to get the worm in there somehow, right?  I want to eat cereal later. 


Of course twas the Aquaman trailer yours falsely was most looking forward to.  I’m pretty burned out on blockbusters but I still squeal in piggish excitement anyway over certain properties.  I’m just so pleasantly steeped in DC lore that I can’t help but enjoy seeing it brought to life.  They have a real talented director on this flick and I think he’s bringing the goods!  This kid’s got the stuff!  The look and tone of the trailer really seemed to capture the splashy vibrancy of Geoff Johns great run on the comic book.  I’m eager to see this world full realized and I had a uber geek moment at seeing Black Manta toward the end there.  I kind of get an Indy vibe from certain scenes ( I did with Wonder Woman too, maybe I’m just stupid and get Indy vibes from everything) which I think is a smart way to go.  Explore shit!  Make it an experience!  It’s a great cast to be sure but I’m still not fully convinced by Momoa.  I won’t pass final judgement until seeing the movie of course.  Not like my opinion matters or anything though, right?  He’s a big handsome success while I’m a sad ugly loser so really gives really gives a shit if I’m convinced or not?!  I could not possibly be any less important of a person.  I’ll be there opening night for this too. 

I liked the Glass trailer too but I guess I really didn’t talk about it that much or maybe I mentioned it yesterday.  Holy moly I need a drink.  

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