Monday, August 29, 2016

I failed to mention all that evil and dark magic perpetrated by The Witch which was just as crucial as anything else there!

So judging by that blurb Affleck posted I can cannily extrapolate that Deathstroke is going to be in the Justice League movie!  At least I think I can.  What a groovy character.  He’s been realized to great effect before in the stellar second season of Arrow so hopefully Snyder et all won’t cock things up for the feature film though I suspect he may only be introduced in a peripheral sense as the JL movie will already have a lot of heavy lifting to do character wise.  Only time and dozens of viewings will tell.  


Speaking of Arrow, I plan on purchasing season 4 on blu ray tomorrow and shortly thereafter I will binge watch the entire season while consuming dozens of cans of Vienna sausages and sardines and washing em down with a gallon of Darigold whole milk.  I’ll probably also burst into tears several times per episode, likely due to equal parts impact of the performances and ruminations over my own failed and useless existence.  I saw a fan suggest Stephen Lang for the part of Deathstroke.  That would be a cool choice.  Cool is such an evocative word, eh?!  Also, is it possible Deathstroke could be an antagonist in the eventual Affleck Batman solo flick?!  Anything is possible if you follow your heart.  

I definitely need more of The Jackal.  Ah yes, these are the overpowering and bizarre visions which fill the inner corridors of my mind.  There was a The Jackal and the Moon and the Huntress.  The Jackal was on top of everything and there was ember raining down.  Serpents stretched out and took hold of all sides.  The Moon appeared gone and then returned, once glowing white but now red.  The Huntress fell by The Jackal’s wrath and then fled, seeking sanctuary in a very far away land.  Would the huntress return?  What could possibly drive fear into The Jackal? 

It is probably that ol Lightning Luciano’s influence was ultimately a disastrous element to introduce into my already miserable.  Whatevs though, right?  What’s done is done and I cannot take it back.  I made my decision and I cannot say I did not slavishly love every moment.  And was it as disastrous as the scuba related choice?  All that diving and snorkeling.  I would never use a haz-mat suit.  Perhaps that was my fatal error, I always sought those things out, I never needed the prologue of an entire night.  And now I am not even mindful of the sicknesses invading every heretofore hidden and carefully preserved corner.  Little but little these little deaths exert more and more control.  My worst illusion – and therefore the one most impactful at its moment of loss – was believing I ever had any semblance of that control in the first place. 

I foolishly missed the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA’s to all the hip folk out there) last night because I was busy stewing in caustic self loathing!  However I will no doubt utitlize the Tube of You to view Britney Spears’s and Beyonce’s performances.  Judging from photographs I saw much shiny brilliant hosiery which makes inappropriately excited beyond measure.  Even though I find awards of any kind – but especially entertainment based awards (such as Oscars) and especially especially those given out by MTV – I was still somehow pleased to see David Bowie’s video for Blackstar win something.  Blackstar is such a complete piece of art. 
 
This NesCafe has made my heart zoom up to 947 palpitations a minute!  Maybe I’ll eat some soup later onto counteract the effects.  Man, 15 minutes in and all the characters are introduced and we’re already to the island!  I continue to be stunned and amazed at the utilitarian awesomeness of Jurassic Park 3!  Greatest film of all time?!  Possibly.  The Velociraptors are so cute in this one! I can’t get over it!  I love their little feathers and the different colors they have!  I need to purchase the motion picture score that I may blast it in my motor vehicle and pretend I’m a character in the movie!  Only then can I possibly know anything even remotely close to happiness.  Oh God, I am so very very pathetic and disgusting.  I hate myself so much! 
 
Tilt and Low.  Or Low and Tilt.  Either way back to back.  That is such a perfect combination.  Oh it is a stark examination on the glorious and grim inner workings of the mind.  Maybe a little Lynch afterward.  Or maybe a lot!  A good dollop of him like a generous helping of whipped cream.  Also, those anti-chafing bands from Bandelettes are simply glorious, unbelievable beautiful!  I don’t know if they could ever be paired with something else, something with denier, not sure if they are meant for that but a pair such as that would be pure heavenly bliss.  

I know I’ve said it before (I think) but that last minute of the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the final images it leaves us with is about the most perfect cinematic moment that has ever been captured.   This sprawl, flat on her back…that does not connect with anything written above though I think it may connect with something down below.  Sheer-ah.  Or.  Sheer-uh?  I guess it all makes sense now.  From the very first time I never stood a chance.  My brain was royally fucked!!!  

Holy crap!  In the middle of excreting out this post, news broke that Deathstroke will indeed be the main antagonist in Ben Affleck’s solo Batman movie!  I was seriously doubting this because I’m an idiot and thusly have been proven wrong once again!  I wonder what this ultimately means for Jared Leto’s Joker….  Still, always a pleasure to see a never-before-seen-on-the-big-screen-villain show up!  I now eagerly await a casting announcement.  As long as we’re showing new characters I think Black Mask – always one of my favorites – is one who could easily be worked into a Deathstroke storyline.  And if they do that then why not throw in a more crimeboss oriented Penguin too?!  Damn, I’m getting that great familiar feeling again of being excited over an upcoming Batman movie.  It’s one of my most favorite feelings! YES!  I’m ready!  Give me that Batman flick written and directed and starring Ben Affleck featuring Deathstroke now!!!   Oh yeah, and Jeremy Irons was a great Alfred in Batman v Superman so I look forward to seeing more of him!  And J.K. Simmons as Gordon!  I need this now!!!   


I’ll probably take a capsule soon to revisit that glorious moment of derisive laughter, sodium lights and coal black waves cascading downward.  

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