Don't be afraid to explore turquoise and black

Well that was quite nice of Dell to send me a Mach 3 Turbo.  Tell me dear philanderers, what is the difference between a Turbo and a non-Turbo?  I took the liberty of looking up Gillette in terms of being an ethical company, and they were not on the ethical list.  I hope I am not now investigated for the time I passed out at the wedding after relating my extensive CIA experience over drinks to a Mexican call girl I hired who was wearing black high heels and unwashed seamed hosiery (per request).  However, I believe they are attending a symposium on the ethical treatment of animals, so they soon (I hope) will be placed on the "nice" list.  I had this thought originally several years ago so who knows what extensive changes to our fair planet have changed since then?  It does sound like it was a cool experience.

I’ve never had candied apples, unless you count pies. Candied pears are good.  We are all oddballs. Though if one listens to Tatiana they may come to the conclusion that we are all angels.  I personally love Tatiana so I would be inclined to agree with her save for my perennially overpowering cynicism which prevents this. 

Hmm.. if I had found out that everything I have told me so far were lies, I’d probably be very disappointed. And hurt. And I’d probably wonder why you were lying. Something in your past? A mental disorder? A fear to face yourself? A fear to face others?  Weakness? Maybe I was placed in suspended animation due to floating around in a block of ice.  No one ever considers that my possibility when they chose to reprimand me for my dishonesty.   

ahhh.. Twix aren't bad. I miss the cookies n’ cream variety which existed so many years ago that I am beginning to wonder if they in fact only ever truly existed in my dreams.   Someone I used to know once asked something about chocolate but I can’t remember the particulars of the question.  All the same, I believe my answer was a staunch “no”. 

I purchased the new Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers album yesterday afternoon and then I listened to it.  I also listened to it today.  My first impressions are overall quite positive.   It is a charming, rocking record and thankfully stripped of most of the blues riffing of their last album.  It definitely has a “garage” feel to it and demands to be played at high volumes.   I look forward to bonding further with this newest work. 

I don’t lie

...am still reeling, thinking about things, it was all so surreal, I think I will have more to say about it next time, but one thing I forget that I liked was in the opening fight scene when the funny man starts throwing knives and the king catches one, I liked that.

But anyway

I was on allmovie.com and looking at the review of The Haunting of <olly...(sorry the last name escapes me) and they gave it 1 and 1/2 stars (which is very bad).  The review said a lot of bad things about the movie and also said it had a laughable, ludicrous conclusion.  The ending is my favorite part.  It’s all about the ending.  I often think that while I’m eating corn on the cob (which is never).    

I have to know.  I screamed that for hours while I was locked in the asylum following a daring bank heist and subsequent forced retirement.  I changed the world with my inventions but then I was shunned.  Kids these days, no respect. 

Early on in my life I fell madly in love with the comic book character Vampirella and I don’t think my life has ever fully recovered.  To think it all started with a man’s dying dreams and a few spare coins in my pocket. 

Thanks again for a lovely time said absolutely no one ever to me over the course of my entire life. 

This is the release I wrote for a shipping business I attempted to start but which never took off: Cajamadera.com covers the entire Mexican republic and through that we are able to utilize all the main modes of transport available there such as Aeromexexpress, the post office, White Star, DHl, Fedex – Multipack – ADO and UPS.  Additionally, we have our own vehicular fleet that operates specially in the City of Mexico and its Metropolitan area.  Delivery to the federal district and its metropolitan zone is free.  Shipping to anywhere in Mexico is approximately $75 per package plus shipping and handling.  For example, if you are sending several products but they can fit in a single box, the total cost would still be $75 plus shipping and handling.  The more products sent in one order, the more inexpensive it will be. 

I think about my mistakes all the time.  That was a mistake.

I once sent a man a picture of a mariachi queen and though I longed to find her and even traveled to the ends of the earth in my search I was never able to fulfill this dream.  Please someone help me. My mind is not my own.  Things invade my body every night and I am scared.  They put things inside of me.

In= I think it’s really…

Runs= 14 seconds

Out=…a really good idea.

Of course i did not have the guts (nuts) to ask.  I eat nuts.  But I am not nuts.  I have returned from the dead.  Or have I?  I am all too sane and understand it perfectly.  It was swept to one side.  Unkept.  But lovely.  I am not lovely.   I run away cause I am coward not brave but coward I am yellow the color of piss and kiwi (the bird Taz likes eat).  I run and come back and talk stupid cause I am not smart but stupid the color of dumb.  I must erase it all but no one will erase the biggest mistake of all!  That mistake is me because I am emo and ugly and worthless.   
Someone should take a large Pink Pet and erase this grotesque yellow mistake.

I want you to know even though you are not reading this: I still love you, more than anything and you are still inside me more than anyone. 

Thank you for hugging me, I will never forget that. 

Thank you for saving me.

I want to go away.

Thank you, I love you.