Tuesday, July 14, 2015

The "plus" stands for bathroom fixtures

We live in a fallen world.  I have written these words before.  She said them first.  While the sun burned me alive.  When I woke up this morning I once again begged forgiveness. 

I’m ready for a beefier Batman, perhaps a more physically capable Batman.  I am slowly warming up to B. Affleck as B. Man.  The recent comic-con trailer released over the weekend warmed me up even more.  Hopefully by the time March 2016 rears its ugly head and I’m watching the feature film on the big screen I’ll be bursting into flames due to all the warmth I have! 

Overall though I am in a much more lighthearted mood this fine morning and I suspect this entry shall have even less to say than normal.  I suppose there is actually a lot to be quite happy about, isn’t there?  Sometimes things seem so serious but that is almost never the truth.  Upon closer examination you can see quite clearly see the tragic humor.  I was going to purchase the first season of Farscape on blu ray but then I watched a little trailer for it and saw how many alien species – done mostly with practical FX it seems – populate the show and I became worried it may be too frightening for a man as susceptible to these fears as yours truly.  Still, maybe I’ll bite the bullet and chance it.  It’s a worth taking the motherfucking chance, isn’t it? 

I brought an album by Savina Yannatou and an album by Ana Gabriel with me today.  But this music is so lovely and puts me in such a vulnerable state I don’t think I’ll be able to listen to it until the sun begins to go down.  I was listening to The Who earlier and now it’s How to Destroy Angels, specifically the song Ice Age, which always puts me at peace.

I’ve been watching the movie Jurassic Park 3 a great deal these past few weeks – both on blu ray and when it has been on a cable television channel.  It is very much a B movie but I dare say a good B movie.  I love a good B movie. Though I have always been surprised at how different Laura Dern looks from the first to the third in the series; I believe it was only a decade or so between flicks.  Maybe I’ll watch it again while ruminating over my failed and burdensome life! I’m the last of my breed.  Though this sounds much more hip and tragic when said by Sam Neill (swoon)’s character Alan Grant because he is a cool cat and I am not. 

I’ve been washing my clothes with a lot of Suavitel lately because it makes them smell like teddy bears and love.  I’ve been thinking of buying a Stetson and wearing it ironically.  I say ironically because I don’t have the overall look or style for this type of headwear despite my fondness for them.  However I fear any attempts at irony may just result in me looking like an even bigger ass than normal.  But would that be such a bad thing?  For practical purposes it would be nice to have something to keep the grueling and merciless sun out of my way and prevent my large fivehead from being burned every time I step outside.  Chime off below to let me know if you would like to see me in a Stetson and how this change in my fashion may affect your life!

It was the grisly winter of 2014 and I was with White man when I purchased Funkadelic’s 3 disc opus First You Gotta Shake the Gate Like so many of the greats it has rewarded patience and repeated listens by revealing a staggering amount of rich and compelling music.  It’s been a go-to album of mine for a while now – weirdly combining well with 2013’s Hesitation Marks by Nine Inch Nails (also an album that only grew better with time – and I’m intrigued as to where it shall take me in the future). 

A female Brazilian body builder was upset that he was not following her instructions.  She pointed to her wondrously thick and powerfully muscled thighs and said in a commanding voice that if he would not listen to her, he would listen to these.  She then proceeded to put him in various strangleholds and headscissors (standard and reverse).  What glory! 

I’ve been listening to Sonic Youth a fair amount lately, specifically the albums Goo and Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star They help me to be a bit more productive though I’ve no idea why.  I think I’ll read Kim Gordon’s book. 

I was originally going to be a chimpanzee standing in the long grass.  Some of this may still be visible.  Now there are slabs of meat rotting behind me.  I kind of like this one though. 

It’s coming up on 15 years but A Day Without Rain by Enya is still a beautiful album, still one of my favorites and still makes me feel like I am with you. 

My capacity to feel certain things has greatly diminished over the years.  Katie.  It feels good to write your name and to say it out loud.  The news that Iron Maiden is releasing a double album in September made me squeal in girlish glee! How I love Maiden!  Bruce Dickinson is a top 10 singer for me.  I saw them a couple years ago on their Seventh Son of a Seventh Son album tour and I’ve been contemplating serious self-harm these past few days because I can’t find this damn fine album and I’ve been desperately wanting to listen to it. 

All she did was smile and bring me a damn good cup of coffee but that’s all it took.  A deadly obsession takes hold. 

I fell asleep last night thinking of an elegant and very well read vampire.  I was delighted to find she is also a fan of Jean-Michel Basquiat. 

Necromance at the roller rink? 

I think I’ll throw Batman Returns on the ol’ blu ray player tonight.  It’s been at least a week since I’ve watched it and I’d like to reacquaint myself with some of the finer details. 


Thank you God for everything. 

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